Two film franchises, both featuring two sets of trilogies. A conversation starter…
Best of Star Wars
- The Empire Strikes Back
- the Clone Wars series
- Asoka Tano
- roger roger droids
- babies Luke and Leia are handed to their foster parents at the end of Revenge of the Sith
- Chewie as hamlet
- sequels
Worst of Star Wars
- Jar Jar Binks
- The Phantom Menace
- Haydan Christianson
- Natalie Portman
- Palpatine (I say palpatate)
- ewoks
- Lando’s cloak (Joss Whedon agrees with me)
Best of Jackson’s Hobbit movies
- The three LOTR films
- the Goblin King’s song, Down in Goblin Town (not featured in the theatrical version)
- the Tauriel and Kili romance
- Dwarfs in barrels on the river
- The chariot ride (not featured in the theatrical version)
- The eagles. Potential ring couriers
- Smaug and Benedict Cumberbach
- Thranduil’s crazy moose ride – those antlers
Worst of Jackson’s Hobbit movies
- three Hobbit films, not two
- bird poop head, Radagast
- those fucking rabbits and that fucking sleigh
- “Meat’s back on the menu, boys!”