Best and worst of Star Wars and Hobbits

Two film franchises, both featuring two sets of trilogies. A conversation starter…

Best of Star Wars

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • the Clone Wars series
  • Asoka Tano
  • roger roger droids
  • babies Luke and Leia are handed to their foster parents at the end of Revenge of the Sith
  • Chewie as hamlet
  • sequels

Worst of Star Wars

  • Jar Jar Binks
  • The Phantom Menace
  • Haydan Christianson
  • Natalie Portman
  • Palpatine (I say palpatate)
  • ewoks
  • Lando’s cloak (Joss Whedon agrees with me)

Best of Jackson’s Hobbit movies

  • The three LOTR films
  • the Goblin King’s song, Down in Goblin Town (not featured in the theatrical version)
  • the Tauriel and Kili romance
  • Dwarfs in barrels on the river
  • The chariot ride (not featured in the theatrical version)
  • The eagles. Potential ring couriers
  • Smaug and Benedict Cumberbach
  • Thranduil’s crazy moose ride – those antlers

Worst of Jackson’s Hobbit movies

  • three Hobbit films, not two
  • bird poop head, Radagast
  • those fucking rabbits and that fucking sleigh
  • “Meat’s back on the menu, boys!”

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